Kids crack me up. The following two conversations both took place within fifteen minutes of me waking up this morning.
Conversation #1:  (background: we're going to a craft show later this morning; but like so many of the things we do on the weekends, it doesn't open until 10:00)
Sammy: "What we doing today?"
Me: "We're going to a craft show but it's not open yet.  You wake up so early that nothing's open when you get up."
Sammy:  repeating, "Nothing open."  Then:  "But my eyes are open!"
Conversation #2:  (background: Natalie had a dirty diaper and I had just changed her)
Sammy:  "Where Nye peanut go?"
Me:  "Huh?"
Sammy:  "Where Nye peanut....penis go?"
Me:  laughing, "Well, she's a girl and she doesn't have one."
Sammy, chasing Nye who's crawling away, and pulling down the back of her diaper to check the way that I check for poop:  "Let me check, Nye.  Nope, no penis."
 
 
 
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LOL! Those were truly funny kids stories (as opposed to ones only the parents thing are funny)! Love it! Ana used to say "peanuts" too, cracked us up.
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