Saturday, June 14, 2008

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kids crack me up. The following two conversations both took place within fifteen minutes of me waking up this morning.

Conversation #1: (background: we're going to a craft show later this morning; but like so many of the things we do on the weekends, it doesn't open until 10:00)

Sammy: "What we doing today?"

Me: "We're going to a craft show but it's not open yet. You wake up so early that nothing's open when you get up."

Sammy: repeating, "Nothing open." Then: "But my eyes are open!"

Conversation #2: (background: Natalie had a dirty diaper and I had just changed her)

Sammy: "Where Nye peanut go?"

Me: "Huh?"

Sammy: "Where Nye peanut....penis go?"

Me: laughing, "Well, she's a girl and she doesn't have one."

Sammy, chasing Nye who's crawling away, and pulling down the back of her diaper to check the way that I check for poop: "Let me check, Nye. Nope, no penis."

1 comment:

Carol Beth said...

LOL! Those were truly funny kids stories (as opposed to ones only the parents thing are funny)! Love it! Ana used to say "peanuts" too, cracked us up.